Jun30 2009 quote

The earliest known sample of writing, a tablet of Etruscan cuneiform dating back to fifteen thousand BC, translates roughly as “chubby russian teen (donkey OR goat) anal”.

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Jun29 2009 text

Every single post you've made

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Every post by a lady on tumblr

I have:

  • a vagina
  • a crush on a boy (underlying tone: love is grand and whimsical!)
  • a boyfriend I love (underlying tone: love is cool on the whole, I guess)
  • a husband I love (underlying tone: love fades)
  • a picture of Chris Pine
  • an ability to flip out over nothing
  • a pretty dress
  • a picture of something twee you should look at
  • nothing against posting pictures of myself all the time, seriously, look at this picture of me

Every post by a dude on tumblr

I have:

  • a boner
  • a boner for Apple products
  • alcoholism
  • something to say that someone else said better than me so I’m going to quote them instead of finding my own way to say it
  • a picture of Megan Fox
  • a thing for bulleted lists