2008

scans_daily: 1x Hellboy

How I Roll… | roblord.org

5ives » Five things that should be issued...

“When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80’s.”
— David Lee Roth, whose...

“Oh my goodness, MobileMe has not been working for 3 days...”
— Technoblog: Java Doesn’t...

“The reality - that “the man” is scarcely...”
— Charlie Brooker on 9/11 and...

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need…...

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja You might want to click...

bullshit:

“To Do: * buy a SSL certificate or self-sign so key transfer...”
— about sshkeygen, the...

bullshit: There is some major geometry going on here.

bullshit:

(via bullshit)

WUT

Big Rig Fire Consumes Cab of Truck Nice, the LAFD has a...

How to null-format all tables in a word...

Sub Macro1() Dim atable As Table For Each atable In ActiveDocument.Tables With atable ...

How to get your attention back after a long-running process: $ cat bin/shout...

“68. If we believe in data structures, we must believe in...”
— Perlisisms - “Epigrams...

Pimp My Code, Part 15: The Greatest Bug of...

David Hasselhoff Crotch Loop | bordom.net

“The ability of computers to so repeat a task has led to...”
— Mise en abyme - Wikipedia, the...

“Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves...”
— I’ve had the...

The Nine Billion Names of God

“svdiff is a perl script to compare/diff two (comma)...”
— csvdiff - compare/diff two...

Near-Mint Heroes  » Blog Archive  » Comics Lil’...

Near-Mint Heroes  » Blog Archive  » Comics Lil’...

“Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate...”
— Barack Obama (via azspot)....

A fireside chiller for 2008 « Why, That’s Delightful!

(via bullshit)

Left-Handed Toons (by right-handed people)

“Sonic the Hedgehog, as his name suggests, is a hedgehog...”
— Sonic the Hedgehog -...

“Suspect package in a Glasgow restaurant. What was it - a...”
— Pizza Hut Bomb Alert from...

acronym win! can you guess what it is? maybe...

Left-Handed Toons (by right-handed people) FUCK YOU, SUN

MarsPhoenix: Whoohoo! Was keeping my eye on...

Gmail: Join The Team That looks about right. I don’t...

hotdogsladies: When the Dr. asks why I think...

time perth - Google Search

james_nicoll: As it used to be

“Delivered-To: ibroadfo@gmail.com Received: by 10.142.104.6...”
— Most minimal spam evar?

Amazon.co.uk: Dark City [1998]: John Bluthal, Jennifer...

Surfin’ Safari - Blog Archive » Announcing...

“Something is technically wrong.”
— Twitter / Error Interesting...

Codifies: PHP rand(0,1) on Windows php fails at...

This Peanut Looks Like A Duck

“No results found for capping. Did you mean capping?”
— capping - Synonyms from...

Category:sco:Pejoratives - Wiktionary

hotdogsladies: American Apparel tailors their...

“One of the most interesting and subtle things about this bug...”
— research!rsc: Lessons from the...

“megalellenicologism”
— There must be a word for it…...

“Search Engine Optimization Through Hoax News. Devious new...”
— Search Engine Optimization...

“The only real benefit to exercise is being able to hold your...”
— An Engineer’s Guide To...

marco: webmarc: Hunh. Someone paid to place that link. ...

“Martin Fowler: So why is there an unreasonable fear of...”
— Parser Fear - Stefan...

“Regarding the reference to Blue Nun s decline in popularity...”
— Talk:Blue Nun - Wikipedia, the...

Cat and Girl

“He is an American.”
— Fair Warning

someecards: The rumor that a character dies...

Breville JE16 | Coop Electrical Shop Half-price juicer, not...

“Braver man than I” I hope this was a scottish...

alancfrancis: Rangers Riot-8992 (via James Lester)

Stichting INGKA Foundation - Wikipedia, the...

“FAVRD runs on a no-webcock algorithm. If you see Twitter as...”
— Favrd. Trickle-down egonomics...

What? All I did was press “Enter”. For...

“For the first time ever, Williams revealed the lyric to...”
— Alex Balk - Outtakes (via...

Wrinkle Ad

“Java 6u10 is not called Java 7. Because of this name — and...”
— No New APIs? Click through for...

(via fishbowl)

http://tnerual.eriogerg.free.fr/0xBABAF000L/10_en.html

glass: [ seen on Mr. Sardonic ] But what about their...

If You Put That Picture On The Internet I’ll Call My...

This one time, at band camp : Wacky Archives Awesome in...

dailymeh: Aww. Let’s all be friends.

“You can insure against the revolution? Who knew?”
— The Early Days of a Better...

Hunter S. Thompson

Schneier on Security: Tourists, Not...

“Dr. Kawecki suspects that each species evolves until it...”
— Lots of Animals Learn, but...

marco: Tiff’s coworker just forwarded a God email to her...

Moving On Up! “I Made a Mistake!”

Official Google Reader Blog: Share anything....

“I got 99 problems, but Windows ain’t one.”
— Twitter / damienkatz: I got 99...

iFruit Phone from GTA IV (via dunutmaz)

“The goal of Paulville.org it to establish gated communities...”
— james_nicoll: This should end...

“Many North Americans didn’t realise...”
— but she’s a...

Taxonomy Fail « The FAIL Blog

“And then there’s the image of the whole period as...”
— Mark Steel: There was more to...

Exclusive: Half man, half chimp - should we...

“1. Is Obama elitist? Of course he is. He’s running for...”
— Charlie Brooker on the...

“No wonder John Prescott could not get cured of bulimia. When...”
— Mark Steel: Sorry, but...

faux_pseudo: Daniel’s fault

Delusions (via marco except not via,...

Apple: Here's the iPhone SDK. You may write applications in Objective-C. You may not use Flash or Java because they're slow and clunky and they kill battery life.
Adobe: We WILL bring Flash to the iPhone!
Apple: No, you won't.
Adobe: We may have spoken too soon.
(two months later)
Sun: We are "sort of moving forward with" building a JVM for the iPhone.

Foul Balls (via Matthew Baldwin)

“So I handed the phone over, and we had a farcical exchange...”
— but she’s a...

“It was 5 August 1976 and Eric Clapton was drunk, angry and...”
— The year rock found the power...

Sternlab.

Security Engineering - A Guide to Building...

Everyone else is doing it

$ history|awk ‘{a[$2]++} END{for(i in a){printf “%5d\t%s\n”,a[i],i}}’|sort...

“p Eridani is 26.6 light years from Earth. It was enveloped...”
— Light cone This feels like a...

“MIERVG_RLYSRSLY_RHPALFLIVPLLITTVIPSVLLWFFPIRLSQNAEIGFDTKDTVLS...”
— lolscience: Fun with BLAST

“WHY DOES FICTION MATTER ANYWAY? Because it is the form that...”
— A L Kennedy: frequently asked...

http://lisperati.com/landoflisp/

“I could say the same thing about MySQL — a toy...”
— Coding Horror: We Don’t...

“»> print ‘lol’ lol”
— Interactive Shell

“About 450 employees of Point Beach Nuclear Plant were...”
— Emergent Chaos: Nuke plant...

“Following 53,448”
— Twitter / jakemarsh hahahahaha...

“I USED TO DRINK ALOT OF ABSOLUT WHILE PARTYING ON THE GREEK...”
— Get Off The Internet | Most I...

Armando Iannucci: Boris's barnet for bad boys...

The Project Gutenberg eBook of Battle of the Monkey &...

“The Index is also sometimes referred to as The Staging Area,...”
— The Thing About Git oh man...

“the important thing to understand here is that your uncle is...”
— The Thing About Git the most...

United Nations Stabilization Mission in Haiti...

“Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter...”
— Anguish Languish HARD WORK

“Clearly, the only winning move is to declare war in...”
— Peach - Parallel Each

Mazapán.se - You Have To Burn The Rope

Twitter / Jenny Holzer: INHERITANCE MUST BE...

sunk costs for the block!

BMWSportTouring Forums: Space Shuttle Processing: Rarely...

“Subject: V + V = love”
— Best spam subject line this...

“In 1847, Polk hired a butcher and ate 49 pig hearts in one...”
— James K. Polk - Wikipedia, the...

“When typing web addresses, Opera Mini 4.1 beta will...”
— Opera Mini™ 4.1 beta yay!

“Various Images”
— Ofgem Home but only without...

:F_P: beer plant

“I looked the man in the eye. I was able to get a sense of...”
— George W BushBBC News | EUROPE...

BBC1 viewers will see the penguins not only take flight from...

There Will Be Synthehol

“:[range]w[rite] !{cmd} Execute {cmd} with [range] lines...”
— Vim documentation: editing vim...

marco: (thanks, fat)